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Jack Sparrow; "I Hate that monkey!"

Jack Sparrow; "Eww, he's even more annoying in miniature!"

Hector Barbossa; "Why thank you, Jack."

Jack Sparrow; "...You're welcome."

Hector Barbosa; "Not you, we named the monkey Jack."

Hector Barbossa; "Oehh, who's a good boy?"

Love that monkey. :#

Davy Jones; "Damn you, Jack Sparraaaaaaaaah!"

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Yoda: "Hmmmm!"

Luke: "Is that you Kermit?"

Yoda: "No, I am your father! "

William Tuner: "Keep a weather eye on the horizon."

Tia Dalma: "And what of your fate... Davy Jones?"

Davy Jones: "My heart will always belong to you."

William Turner: "After which betrayal did you cut out your heart, I wonder."

Davy Jones: "Tell me, William Turner, do you fear death?"

Jack Sparrow: "Do you?"

Davy Jones: "You're a cruel man, Jack Sparrah."

Jack Sparrow: "Cruel is a matter of perspective."

Davy Jones: "Is it-ah?!" *Steekt Will neer*

PotC. |P

On Stranger Tides heeft weinig goede quotes, maar om deze moest ik wel lachen.

Jack Sparrow: "I support the missionary's position." :#

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Uit The Hangover:

Alan: What if Doug's dead? I can't afford to lose somebody close to me again, it hurts too much. I was so upset when my grandpa died.

Phil: How'd he die?

Alan: World War II.

Phil: Died in battle?

Alan: No, he was skiing in Vermont, it was just during World War II.

Alan: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

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Do you like Phil Collins?

I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.

Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual.

It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent.

I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.

Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.

In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism.

Take the lyrics to "Land of Confusion". In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority.

"In Too Deep" is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.

Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like "In the Air Tonight" and "Against All Odds".

But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist.

This is "Sussudio", a great song, a personal favorite.

- American Psycho.

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Dean: "I’m sorry man, but what about; a human by day... a freak animal killing machine by moonlight. Don’t you understand? Werewolves are badass!"

Sam: "Okay Sparky, you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy: "Spike, what are you doing here? Five words or less!"

Spike: "Out. For. A. Walk… Bitch!"

Buffy: "I’m in a meeting, Spike!"

Spike: "Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t care."

The Simpsons

Aflevering waarin J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson in de Spider-Man films) zijn stem verleent.

"Stop the presses, send my wife some flowers and bring me an Advil. What do you mean “you don’t work for me� You’re hired. Now that you’re hired, you’re fired. Now that you don’t work here, we can be friends. Now that we’re friends, how come you never call? Some friend you are."

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Austin Powers

“Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.â€

“What is it son?â€

“I don’t know sir, it looks like a giant…â€




“Take a look out of starboard.â€

“Oh my god, it looks like a huge…â€



“Oh, where?â€

“Wait, that’s no woodpecker, it looks like someone’s…â€


“…Privates! We have report of an unidentified flying object. It’s a long smooth shaft complete with…â€


“…Two balls! What is that? It looks just like an enormous…â€


“…Wang! Pay attention!â€

“I was distracted by that enormous flying…â€


“…Willy. What’s that?â€

“Well, it looks like a giant…â€



“Yes sir?â€

“Get on the horn with British Intelligence and let them know about this.â€

“Did we get Dr. Evil?â€

“No sir, he got away in the rocket that looks like a huge…â€


“…Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywacker, schlong or…â€


“…Wiener? Any of you kids want another wiener?â€

“Dad, what’s that?â€

“I don’t know son, but it got great big…â€


“…Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some? Lord almighty.â€

“That looks just like my husband’s…â€


“…One eyed monster. Step right up and see the one eyed monster.â€

“Wraah! Hey, what’s that? It looks like a big…â€


“…Woody! Woody Harrelson, can I have your autograph?â€

“Sure, no problem. Oh my lord, look at that thing.â€

“It’s so big.â€

“I’ve seen bigger, that’s…â€


“…Just a little prick.â€

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