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You: hello

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You: hoi

Stranger: HOLLA

Stranger: Where you from?

You: netherlands

Stranger: HEIL HITLER

You: haha dumbass

You: i'm more a mussolini kund a guy

Stranger: -knip-

Stranger: I WISH HITLER DESTROYED UR COUNTRY

You: why?

Stranger: cause youre a huge dumbass

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Jesus saves!

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You: ok.. good one!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Jesus saves!

Stranger: [...]

You: ok.. good one!

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: SPIDER INVASION!!!!

Stranger: OH MY ***! CALL THE SPIDER BUSTERS!

You: Wraaagh!!

Stranger: HURRY!!

You: Behind YOU!!!

You: RUN!!!

Stranger: IM DYING

Stranger: IT BIT ME

Stranger: TELL MY PARENTS I LOVE THEM (rofl.gif)

You: *BANG BANG BANG*

You: They're dead..

You: C'mon, follow me

You: WATCH OUT!!!

Stranger: where are we going?

Stranger: AHHHHHHHHH

You: Hospital

You: You're hurt

Stranger: your very thoughtful

Stranger: thank you

You: You're welcome m8, and for now.. RUN!!!!!

You: Wraaaagh!!!

You: You got a gun?

Stranger: ive got a bow and arrow....

You: Only 1?

You: arrow?

Stranger: 7.45 actually

Stranger: i could kill a baby spider with the .45

You: But most of them are huge...

You: I think they will take over the city, and later the whole country

You: We have to call 911

You: Before it's too late

Stranger: f*** the police

Stranger: we need like the cia

You: and the FBI...

You: Oh man.. you're bleeding

You: C'mon, let's hurry

Stranger: im running as fast as i can

Stranger: cut me some slack

You: Ok, bro

You: shall I carry you?

Stranger: PIGGY BACK RIDE!!!!!!!!

You: *Oink*

You: Finally, we made it

Stranger: doctor doctor! i got bit by a huge ass spider!

You: What the ****!!!

You: They're all possessed by spiders!!!

You: We need to get out, NOW!

Stranger: RUUNNNNNNN

Stranger: oh no! a nurse just bit me

Stranger: IM DYINGGGGG

You: NOOOOO!!!!!!!

Stranger: go on without me

You: No, I won't

Stranger: RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: GO!

You: I won't let you die alone here with all those horrible creatures

You: No!!!

Stranger: im becoming one of them

Stranger: *HISS*

You: Wraaggh...

You: Noo!! don't bite ME!!.. Wraaggh!!!!

Stranger: WAAHAHAHAHAHA

You: Wraaaggh!!!!

You: *BANG BANG BANG*

You: You're dead now... rest in peace my friend....

You: *Sigh*

You have disconnected.

Ik heb er een verslaving bij rofl.gif

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btw: als je verteld dat je in nederland woont begint like 99% van de mensen over amsterdam!

Inderdaad. Am*dam is in het buitenland groter dan Nederland.

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